So I finally made it to bed with my book.
An actual book made of paper, like in the olden days, when I walked to school in the snow with cardboard shoes and played foot ball on gravel.
Not one downloaded on iBook.
I firstly jumped into bed with the light off, you see, there is no need to have the light on when you are reading an iBook.
So I jumped out of bed again, to put the light on.
I know right, my life is hard.
light is a necessity when reading an actual book. (it is also reassuring, as I am waiting for Kevin Bacon to jump from my closet and eat me at any moment)
Cabbage (Mr Emmasbrain) came in shortly after, and asked if I knew the time.
My first instinct, was to look at the top of my book, and it actually took me several seconds to figure out why there was no clock on the top of my actual paper book.
It was then it dawned on me..... I have been i-o-fied.
I have bitten from the virtual apple and I am about to be banished from the garden of eden.
May god have mercy on us all..."
(gratuitous Simpsons quote)
Still whinging about the flu, (and quite possibly delirious from fever after re reading this post)
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